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15 Best Excuses for Falling Asleep at Your Desk

15) They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.

14) This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in the last
time-management course you sent me to.

13) Whew! Guess I left the top off of the Liquid Paper.

12) I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

11) This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.

10) I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.

9) I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
Are you discriminating against people who practice yoga?

8) I was doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) that I
learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me go to.

7) Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.

6) The coffee machine is broken...

5) Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.

4) Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!

3) Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic.

2) I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up a contact lens without my hands.

1) Amen

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