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You Really Bought a Bad Computer if
 
  • Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.
  • It's celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy.
  • In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend's car.
  • It's slogan is "Pentium: redefining mathematics".
  • The "quick reference" manual is 120 pages long.
  • Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start howling.
  • The screen often displays the message, "Ain't it break time yet?"
  • The manual contains only one sentence: "Good Luck!"
  • The only chip inside is a Dorito.
  • You've decided that your computer is an excellent addition to your fabulous paperweight collection.
 

      

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