Confucius Says

1. Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
2. He who lives in glass house, dress in basement.
3. Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
4. Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
5. He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.
6. Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.
7. Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.
8. He who run behind bus get exhausted.
9. Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
10. Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
11. He who fishes in others' holes often catches crabs.