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If "C&H" Pure Cane Sugar Stands for "California & Hawaii", why does the
commercial only mention Hawaii?
Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays?
Do Quarter Horses have only one leg?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
How does the guy who drives the snow plow get to work in the mornings?
How many babies can a motherboard have?
How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?
If a cow laughs hard, does milk come out its nose?
If a train-station is where a train stops, so what is a workstation?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it,
do the other trees make fun of it?
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
If bulls have horns, why do they MOO instead of honk?
If nothing sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you see okay?
Is boneless chicken considered an invertebrate?
Is it OK to use my AM radio after noon?
Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?
Isn't Disney World a people trap run by a mouse?
Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
What do you suppose gives Stephen King nightmares?
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
What is the speed of dark?
What's another word for synonym?
What's another word for Thesaurus?
When cows laugh really hard, does milk come out their nose?
When you switch off the light, where do all the photons go?
When you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Where does the fire go when the fire goes out?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets anyways?
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee"
when they already know you don't have any?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior
when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control
When you know the battery is dead?
Why does lemon juice contain "artificial ingredients"
but dishwashing liquid contains "real lemons"?
Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or file name"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
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