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The Woman's Guide to What the Man is Really Saying
"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired." = I'm tired.
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = Same as Above
"Can I call you sometime?" = Same as Above
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to feel your
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before.
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that
"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep
person and maybe then we can get down to business
"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex
with other guys.
(while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin' dress and
let's go home!
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